<who> i can't watch brokeback mountain for the same reason i can't watch horror movies
<who> i would scream "HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!" in the middle of the theater
castuslumen: whats the name of those hats that Green Berets wear?
foranzan: are you being stupid on purpose?
foranzan: you are officially the Rolls Royce of stupid.
bcreasy: come check this out
bcreasy: *shiny thing*
gbarnes: oh, be right there
DooMGoaT: SQUASH THE SPIDER AND WIN AN XBOX 360!
DooMGoaT: shame none of the 360 games are as good as the spider squashy banner
spazdor: how do you get a Cisco Certified Network Administrator off your porch?
spazdor: pay for your pizza
[Y note on that last one: Ouch!]