Girl Cooties

Cintra brings us the news that women's desks are skankier than men's, according to the company who makes Clorox (and I doubt I need to connect those dots even for those of you in the cheap seats). Well babies, don't you panic. Most guys prefer your natural thang over a cloud of Clorox, Pine Sol, or Lysol.

Also, Cintra's gonna be doing her yearly magic with the Oscar® broadcast, so look for the results on Salon the next day. She's put out a call for bon mots and such, so help the lady out if you can.