In thanks for the praise and linkage from the 2Blowhards, I thought I'd compile a one-stop shopping list of my dating adventures for your convenience. Yes, these are all true.
(Note: I've linked these so they pop into a separate window so you don't have to keep surfing back to this page.)
This is the one that started it all. Salon.com had a contest for the worst dating stories. This one's not appropriate for lunchtime reading:
<valley girl> Omiga-awd</valley girl> (aka "Date from Hell" and aka "The slob and the spit gob")
This one time, at band camp...
The Time I Became a Mormon for Dating Purposes
The Time I Was on a Sitcom Date
"What's the Worst Green Thing You've Ever Had?"
The Time I Got a Date Because I'm Blonde
These aren't about dating, but they are the ones I've gotten the most positive feedback on. Hope you enjoy them as well.
Big nasty fuckin' spider
My Expeditions to the Planet of Third-tier Strippers - expurgated version
Too much information