I love the web!
And this is why: The alternative Potter: Dumbledore's death
Rumor has it that the great Dumbledore sees the wrong end of a wand in the new Harry Potter. So, in a fit of brilliant impatience, the Guardian has thrown down the magic gauntlet:
"Send us your accounts of the death of Albus Dumbledore, and we'll publish the best. Don't feel that you have to model your prose on that of the great JK. We'd love to hear how Dickens would have dealt with the demise of such a noble wizard, or Raymond Chandler, or Douglas Adams. Aim for around 300 words."
(Found via "Pushing Up Dumbledores" on Making Light)
Way too much fun.