Fear Not

Well, they're not John Stossel, but I think "Cracked" magazine is on to something anyway: What should really be scaring you.

My favorite line: "How about the fact that carbon emissions are about to turn the 677,676-square-mile Greenland Ice Sheet into a giant, extinction-flavored Slurpee?"

And who'da thunk that Cracked magazine - essentially to "Mad" magazine what "Hustler" magazine is to "Playboy" (and it's not even "Penthouse") - would still be around, funny, and maybe even relevant. (I've read a few good lists there lately.)