Friday, August 29, 2008

Holy Cow, McCain Picks a MILF!

I am convinced that a McCain presidency would further scar America and drag us further into third-world-dom and wide-spread poverty, and because of that I didn't think he could come up with anything that would help him outside of the rabid Republican base.

Then he picks a MILF for veep.

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Da-bomb-a's speech last night was transcendent, but this veep thing is quite the checkmate. It is going to be an interesting election.

Does anyone know how to become a citizen of France or Sweden, just in case?

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

She was runner-up Miss Alaska in 1984.

Clinton's affair with an intern is going to look damned trivial after McCain bangs his own Veep in the Oval Office . . . .

Joel

Yahmdallah said...

Ow! Shot Diet Pepsi out the nose after reading that.

Anonymous said...

Thanks. I posted the same thing at Rod Dreher's blog, and he deleted it. Philistine.

Joel

yahmdallah said...

Maybe he was offended by your insensitivity as McCain can't raise his arms above his shoulders due to injuries sustained when he was a POW, so he couldn't possibly bang her on his desk and would probably have to resort to the oval office floor, or maybe even the floor of the infamous hallway where Clinton ruined a perfectly nice dress. You should be more careful in your cracks regarding the handicapped.

Anonymous said...

But McCain would be the best person to answer that phone call at 3 AM...

because he'd be up at that hour trying to pee.

(thanks, Bill)

yahmdallah said...

I know it's a web cliche, but I really and honestly LOL'ed.

Whisky Prajer said...

I suspect you've seen this by now(?).