Jest tryin' t'he'p

I've noticed a new fad amongst blogs is to put up an automatic babel fish translator.

I'm typically not one to join fads. Like most men, I have the same clothing and hairstyle I arrived at somewhere in my twenties because, well, they work.

However, in the spirit of the times, I'd like to offer The Dialectizer. It does sorta the same thing as the babel fish, but funnier.

Behold: Third Level Digresshun, dialectitized.