"Everybody Wants to Be Naked and Famous" - Presidents of the United States of America

Seems people have been pranking on each other with those cell phones that take pictures in locker rooms and other places of public undress to the point where they're having to pass laws. I don't know whether to feel pride or embarrassment for my imaginative brothers and sisters in prankitude. It's also gonna make it that much harder to keep that promise we made to our mothers that we would never show up on the web in nekkid photos.

I tell ya, David Foster Wallace predicted all of this stuff in Infinite Jest.