Scenes from domestic life.
True incident from tonight:
After our daughter goes to bed, my wife settles on the couch with her book and a treat.
I turn to her and inquire, "So, I imagine a blow job is out of the question."
Says she, with a straight face, "You're talking to a pregnant woman with an ice cream sandwich. You can't take it personally."
Gotta love that woman.
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