Do Scientologists yell "Thomas H. Cruise!" when they stub their toe?
If not, apparently they should start. Someone in the "church" has declared him to be their Jesus.
If you sit very quietly, you can actually hear his publicist screaming.
Of course the comments on Digg are a snort. (I stole the title from one of the jokes.)
And whilst hunting down the reports on this - heh - revelation, I discovered this gem: Jenna Elfman got all up in the guy's grill for his t-shirt that said Scientology is so gay. I wonder how insulted gay groups must feel over the shirt; I mean, what a slam.
I was also thinking, if Scientology can get itself recognized as a religion for tax purposes, certainly the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster should be able to. Wouldn't that be a hoot?